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He'd gotten the new one, which was good, as the old one was now completely worn out. And he'd gotten a side-table lamp too, and that was good too. Then the guy from the hardware store came around, and he asked how long he'd been sleeping with a table lamp on top of his bed. He thought it looked really funny. So the man sd, I'll give you a discount if you give me the lamp back, but he just smiled and shrugged his shoulders and sd, "I'm just kidding."
The next day he went to get the lamp from the hardware store and asked about his side-table lamp, and the woman from the hardware store sd that they were very comfortable to sleep with, especially on the side of the bed, and so he sd yes, and she gave him the discount on the lamp, and that was it. He used to think it was funny too, but now he thinks it's pretty scary that he'd actually sleep with the lamp. And he's wondering what that would be like to sleep with a table lamp, with the light burning bright.
That's really scary.
I think it'd be hard to sleep like that though, with that lamp. But maybe I would if I'm going to bed at four in the morning.
There were five of them, but only four of them went home. One of them sd that he didn't want to go home, because there wasn't any work for him there, but he didn't say why. And then one of them asked if there was going to be any work for him anywhere. And the fourth one sd, I don't know, maybe. I just didn't think to ask.
But it's okay, he can come home if he wants.
The guy was just sitting down on the side of the bed, and he sd, "What kind of job were you looking for?"
He thought that if he sd what kind of job he was looking for, the other three might give him a job too.
He didn't know what kind of job they would be.
I think they might want to be a farmer, though.
"Well, we're going to be farmers," sd the guy on the side of the bed, and he sd, "It's okay to do that. It's what my dad does, and it's okay."
He thinks they are probably going to farm corn.
But the guy who didn't want to go home sd, "I was looking for something better." And the second guy sd, "What kind of better?" and the guy sd, "I'm not going to work at my dad's store forever."
And the fourth guy sd, "Well, what's your dad's store?" and the guy sd, "He's a shoe store." And the second guy sd, "Oh, a shoe store. Is there anything in that?" And the first guy sd, "There's probably not anything there, but we're going to start a shoe store too, and we're going to open a shoe store with a store. It's called 'the store,'" and he sd it all real loud, so everyone would know that he sd that.
"What's it like in there?" sd the fourth guy.
"It's good, it's good," sd the first guy, and he sd it too loud so that the third guy would hear it.
But the third guy was just sitting there, and he didn't say anything, and he didn't say anything even when the fourth guy asked him to say something, and the second guy sd, "What is he doing here?"
But it's okay. He didn't want to come home, and he was going to work in a shoe store, and he'd be safe there. And when he gets really old and gets wrinkles on his face, the people will all go, "Ah, look, look, there's the old man from the shoe store," and that'll be really funny. He thought that it would be really funny to come home and have everybody say, "There's the old man from the shoe store," and that would be really funny.
He's going to sleep there too.
He'll sleep with the lamp on top of his bed.
He'll sleep with the light burning bright.
I'm so scared.
They're going to have work for them.
They're going to have jobs.
There was a whole line of people wting in the bathroom at the shoe store. They were all wting to get in, but when the lady at the register told them to go back in the line, they just kept standing there. And the next time the lady at the register told them to go back in the line, they didn't. They just stood there. And the next time the lady at the register told them to go back in the line, they didn't do anything, and then the lady at the register went back inside the store and told them that they needed to leave, that they weren't going to get in until they went back in the line.
But they were still standing there.
The fourth guy thought that he should have tried to sneak in.
"What are you doing here?" sd the second guy. "You have to go back."
But they kept standing there, and the third guy sd, "I'm not getting in line," and the first guy sd, "You're not?"
But the fourth guy thought that he should have tried to sneak in.
"If we stand in line, then we'll get in," sd the first guy.
The second guy just looked at them, and he sd, "You guys are stupid." And then he went to the bathroom and closed the door and locked it.
He had some kind of key on a chn around his neck, but he didn't have it with him.
He was just standing there in the doorway.
"Open the door," sd the third guy. "What are you doing